#Donkpocalypse

"Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur" (velocity860) 01/30/2014 at 12:51 • Filed to: Donk on Ice

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Thank you for the hashtag, crazedclay.

KurtAKX > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 12:52

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The real reason Atlanta roads were bound up.

This is karmic revenge from the universe for all these "gentlemen" ruining my favorite cars with shoddy lifts, ridiculous rims, stupid paint schemes, and homemade velvet interiors with spray-painted door panels.

Brian Silvestro > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 12:53

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A gif needs to be made of this. Literally zero traction.

puddler > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 12:54

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play 'em both at the same time for full effect.

MonkeePuzzle > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 12:55

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"donks on ice" certainly going to be more bearable than the Disney on Ice I went to

MonkeePuzzle > Brian Silvestro 01/30/2014 at 12:55

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lol yeah, the complete lack of movement really makes it look like spinners

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 12:57

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Ridin' Spinners, ridin' spinners
He can't stop!
Ridin' Spinners, ridin' spinners

Milky > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 12:57

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I saw some lady REALLY struggle in a 2014 Grand Cherokee the other week in the snow. Probably should mention I live in Detroit … and she was riding on 24's …. I probably literally laughed out loud.

Way to take something quite good at one thing and ruin it.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 01/30/2014 at 12:58

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Oh yes. This song is the stuff

Brian Silvestro > MonkeePuzzle 01/30/2014 at 12:59

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#dbltheswagyo

Bad Idea Hat > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 01/30/2014 at 13:02

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I came in here to post this very thing and now I have to piss .

Chris Clarke > Brian Silvestro 01/30/2014 at 13:22

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DConsorti > MonkeePuzzle 01/30/2014 at 13:24

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I'd pay to see that!

Chris Clarke > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 13:28

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Drsweetdik > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 13:44

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I'm McLovin it!

puddler > Chris Clarke 01/30/2014 at 13:44

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what a goof, doesn't he know his flintstone e-brake is on?

dogisbadob > Chris Clarke 01/30/2014 at 13:45

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That should've been HOTD

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky 01/30/2014 at 13:46

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THere's something about the newer grand cherokees that they seem to be driven by retards in the winter. I saw a brand new 2008/2009 Grand Cherokee 4x4 go absolutely nuts on M-59 when I was coming home for christmas that year (2009). It could not go in a straight line and almost took out 4 lanes of traffic as it shuddered and weaved and slid and spun. We all went to a stop and ended up waiting for her to "finish". When she finally got it under control, I started to set off again but then she shot across the freeway again and crashed into the ditch. A perfectly capable vehicle let down by a very big stupid part inside of it.

thebigbossyboss > Chris Clarke 01/30/2014 at 13:46

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Donk cannot into winter.

CAR_IS_MI > Chris Clarke 01/30/2014 at 13:47

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They see me rollin'. They hatin'.

Bad Idea Hat > thebigbossyboss 01/30/2014 at 13:48

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One does not simply Donk into Mordor.

ttyymmnn > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 13:50

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Won't somebody please think of the donks?!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 14:00

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Needs a kid holding onto the wheel, spinning around.

Gooberpeaz > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/30/2014 at 14:16

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Highway 31? Oh, God somewhere in Alabama.